So this Austrailian guy meets a girl from Bolivia on the internet and decides to marry her. For whatever reason he is in Phoenix and him and his buddy are going to Vegas with Tom. I am not sure how I got convinced to go considering it's completely in the wrong direction that I am going. But thats what happened.
We stayed at the Tropicana which is pretty sketchy. Tom and I end up polishing off most of a bottle of Schmirnoff and visiting most of the casinos on the strip.
We met these weirdos from San Diego and went drinking with them for a time. We went to some Irish pub and then we end up at Excalibur playing beer pong before I black out. The details are a little fuzzy after that. I got into a wrestling match with the Austrailian in the middle of the road and he fucked my drunk ass up. Needless to say I had one of the worst hangovers of my life after that. My body is riddled with cuts, bruises and my right hang is throbbing.
Some McDonalds and a few beers later I am hanging out with a bunch of rugby players in a bar outside of Phoenix the next night. Shuffleboard rules! I am hitting the road in a bit (Sunday afternoon). I think I am skipping New Mexico and heading straight for Austin.
So this Austrailian guy meets a girl from Bolivia on the internet and decides to marry her. For whatever reason he is in Phoenix and him and his buddy are going to Vegas with Tom. I am not sure how I got convinced to go considering it's completely in the wrong direction that I am going. But thats what happened.
We stayed at the Tropicana which is pretty sketchy. Tom and I end up polishing off most of a bottle of Schmirnoff and visiting most of the casinos on the strip.
We met these weirdos from San Diego and went drinking with them for a time. We went to some Irish pub and then we end up at Excalibur playing beer pong before I black out. The details are a little fuzzy after that. I got into a wrestling match with the Austrailian in the middle of the road and he fucked my drunk ass up. Needless to say I had one of the worst hangovers of my life after that. My body is riddled with cuts, bruises and my right hang is throbbing.
Some McDonalds and a few beers later I am hanging out with a bunch of rugby players in a bar outside of Phoenix the next night. Shuffleboard rules! I am hitting the road in a bit (Sunday afternoon). I think I am skipping New Mexico and heading straight for Austin.
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